The “Business in the Front, Brand New Mechanicals in the Back” Estate
6 Bedrooms | 4 Bathrooms | 3-Car Garage | 1+ Acres | Private Cul-de-Sac
Welcome to the end of the road—literally. Tucked away at the very tip of a quiet cul-de-sac sits this massive fortress of potential. If you’ve been looking for a home where your kids can run wild, your neighbors can’t see what you’re wearing on the back deck, and you can finally store all those hobbies you swore you’d pick up during quarantine, this is it.
Let’s be real: the interior decor is currently serving some “vintage charm” (okay, fine, it needs some cosmetic love). But while the wallpapers might shout 1993, the infrastructure is shouting 2026 luxury convenience.
The “Choose Your Own Adventure” Layout: With 6 actual bedrooms, you can finally have a guest room, a home office, a gym, a wrapping paper station, and a room strictly dedicated to your dog’s emotional well-being.
Four Bathrooms: Because nobody should ever have to wait in line to brush their teeth.
The 3-Car Garage: Plenty of room for two cars and a massive collection of tools you don’t know how to use, OR three cars if you actually know how to park.
An Acre+ of Freedom: A yard so big you’ll actually need a riding lawnmower (and a valid excuse to escape your family for two hours every Saturday).
We have left the fun cosmetic decisions to you, but we already dropped the big bucks on the stuff that keeps you alive and comfortable:
Brand New Septic System: You can flush with absolute confidence. It’s the ultimate homeowner flex.
Brand New A/C Unit: Crisp, ice-cold air is ready to blast the moment you move in.
Brand New Furnace: Keeping you cozy all winter without the existential dread of a $10,000 breakdown.
Bring your paintbrush, bring your mood boards, and ditch your HVAC guy’s phone number. This is your chance to buy the biggest canvas on the block and make it entirely your own.
Schedule a showing today—before someone else claims the ultimate cul-de-sac bragging rights!
